'Twas the night before Christmas and all 'round my belt, Not an item was squarking or beeping for help. The pager was silent, the cellphone as well. The email was empty, the situation was swell. The lusers were happy, and due to my hack, The PHB was currently detained in Iraq. The servers were humming, the errorlogs clear, The building was locked, I'm full of good cheer. I with my Guiness, from a pint glass I sucked, if a luser wanted a password reset, they can go get fscked, Murphey be damned, The Iron's been sated. The goat has been slaughtered And the pr0n-feed's gold plated. Ma's dressed in a kerchief, A bow on her neck, Something nice to unwrap For this tired old tech. So I sip on my brandy While server fans whine. Her lips taste of candy The machines will be fine.
Mike Raeder, the Magrathean Jim and AJS of the monastery are responsible for this beauty.
[ published on Fri 24.12.2004 19:04 | filed in still-not-king | ]